Gopher

Once there was a gopher who liked vegetables and fruit. He was fat and naked and chubby and he looked for food on trucks. He knew there was trucks coming because there was a sign with tomatoes on it. He put traps on the road then his plan worked but animals came and stole the food from him. He went crossly then he threw the sign and it broke and sharp nails came out of the sign. Then a truck came and the tyre popped by the sharp nails. Then a bull came off the back and the gopher got squashed by the bull.